Everyday 12 million women start a weight loss...
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
Fitness is my drug, and the gym is my dealer....
Friend: Ew. Oatmeal tastes like nothing.
Me: YOUR LIFE TASTES LIKE NOTHING.
During a run
brain: why are you going so slow?
lungs: I currently hate you.
feet: I'm gonna turn into 10 pound weights now.
Legs muscles: I am going to start hurting in random places, kay?
Sidewalk: I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps.
People in cars: *hoooonk* Run Forrest Run!
People walking: nice ass baby
Me: Why do I do this to myself?
Me at end of run: I love running so much! I would never give this up!